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I was bored so I thought, hey, why not blog? WARNING: this may be totally pointless.

Here are some good riddles I learned from some guests staying at our house. Feel free to use them to stump your friends:

1. A man walks into a restaurant, looks at the menu, and orders seagull soup. After taking a sip he goes home and shoots his best friend. Why? What's going on? 

2. A man in a truck parks outside a hotel. He has 1,400 dollars, one minute later he's bankrupt, why?

3. A man goes past a window, hears a phone ring and screams, why?*

The internet rocks - oh wow, elephant, that wasn't vague. Don't appreciate the awful sarcasm, third person.
No, I'm serious, here's a few examples:

1. I pulled up a tab right next to this and googled 'blogging ideas' here's what I got: http://onlinejournalismblog.com/2009/02/04/starting-a-blog-12-ideas-for-blog-posts/
Here's what I did: started making a list, #10

2. One time my itouch froze up, you know white screen freezing. So I googled 'my itouch froze, help' and five seconds later I was clicking the home and on buttons at the same time and it began to work.

3. YouTube - what isn't awesome about YouTube? Besides the copyright infrigments, hater comments, and innapropriate conntent... okay, it's not perfect but the platform for getting your ideas out there - incredible.

That's all I got today,
The Flying Elephant

* answers
1. The man and best friend were marooned on an island. The ship had crashed and the wife didn't survive. The friend didn't know how to break it to the man so he said he'd make him seagull soup. He chopped up the wife's body and fed it to the man. Later, when the man ordered real seagull soup he realized what his friend had done and killed him.

2. He's playing a game of monopoly - his game peice is the trucck and he lands on an opponent's hotel, the owner takes all his money.

3. The man has jumped off a building after realizing a nuclear bomb has hit his city, he thinks he is the only survivor. When he falls past the window with a phone ringing inside, he screams because it means someone else is out there.